1. zimbolt:

    weallhavegunsforhands:

    This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

    this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

    (Source: babylonian, via weloveshortvideos)

  2. tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

    tupacabra:

    you’ve been hit by

    you’ve been struck by

    a smooth criminal

    (Source: miloserdie, via troyesivan)

  3. streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

    streeter:

    I am a historian and this is how it happened.

    (via capndesdes)

  4. bitchcraftandwiggatry:

    cariosity:

    bitchcraftandwiggatry:

    cariosity:

    bitchcraftandwiggatry:

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    how the fuck did this bitch get my number

    block dat hoe!

    i’m about to block simon too. i’m sick of his ass calling every hour on the hour over jobs that are beneath me.

    OMG… Simon is the worst! He’s still callin’ about PopGlam 1hr photo shoots and I’ve been A-list for two weeks.

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    "Glad I got you on the line! There’s a local ad spread at—"

    i’m sleep.

    image

    (via meanplastic)

    • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
    • me:
    • me: is that the sun
  5. 
Jens Moretensen

    Jens Moretensen

    (Source: nyctaeus, via valereames)

  6. (Source: popcornpeachy, via valereames)

  7. (Source: dealinghope, via meanplastic)

  8. (Source: crestas, via meanplastic)